I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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