she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What drink are we having for lunch?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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