We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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