Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
sex in a hospital.. check
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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