this will be a night to untag.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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