Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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