how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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