I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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