The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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