either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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