did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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