But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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