remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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