But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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