Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I did not marry a roomba.
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