If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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