Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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