Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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