normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Houston, we have a blender
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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