god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
birth control should be required to get into college
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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