I hate your face
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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