White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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