Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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