So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I need a burrito and a hug.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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