real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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