He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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