Having a random hookup so left but love u
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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