brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She's the barista slut.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
