i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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