When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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