im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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