MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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