As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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