she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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