thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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