I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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