Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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