I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You don't make any sense
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