Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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