I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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