is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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