note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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