It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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