i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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