Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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