Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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