Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
pray to the hookup gods
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
