The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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