I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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