It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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