ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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