i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize